Thursday, October 1, 2009

Kowakian Monkey-Lizard Sanctuary opens in Farpoint Valley

Date: 011009
Planet: Tatooine
Region: Farpoint Valley

Story: (Written by the Galactic News Agency, Ramona doesn't write IC).

After some time spent searching, the Kowakian Monkey-Lizard Sanctuary has found a new home in Farpoint Valley, Tatooine! Mayor Kimisei Bythmi in person helped JhoBho, the caretaker of the sancturay, to settle in and was the first person to visit the sanctuary at its new location.

Inside the impressive building live about 500 Kowakian monkey-lizards in safety, in an enviroment sculpted after their native rainforests of Kowak. The building is open for visitors who would like to experience this unique venue in person.



Whether or not the Kowakian monkey-lizards are sentient or not is up to debate among the galactic scientist community, but whoever saw to what length the little monkeys can go to play a practical joke on a taller sentient would not doubt their intelligence, even if it is paired with an unfortunate tendency towards mischief and cruelty.

Mayor Kimisei Bythmi stated that he was very proud that JhoBho choose Farpoint Valley, and that the little monkey-lizards were adorable. He recommends from personal experience that any visitors should either abstain from petting the monkey-lizards, or wear sturdy gloves to avoid getting bitten in case of a misunderstanding.

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