Sunday, December 20, 2009

Aak arrested for Tax Fraud!

Date: 201209
Planet: Talus
Region: New Doros

Story: (Written by the Galactic News Agency, Ramona doesn't write IC).

Aak the toydrian slaver has been accused of many crimes, but hasn't been convicted of even one - either his acts had been legal, or someone else had been responsible, or so the authorities claim. Anonymous sources claim it was all thanks to bribes paid to the authorities.

Whatever the reasons Aak kept his freedom, contrary to the countless slaves he had captured, beaten and sold. His business recently encountered troubles though when he was maimed by Opal Lycanus and had to spend considerable time in a bacta tank. The costs for his treatment must have been greater than expected, and his confinement must have hampered his business further since he started to sell most or all of his slaves in an attempt to quickly get cash.

It was all in vain though - two days ago Aak was arrested by the authorities, for tax fraud! It seems Aak's greed got the better of him, and made him try to shortcharge the Empire itself.

It is widely known that there are just two things that one can count on: Death and Taxes. Therefore one wonders what fate will befall Aak, who was last seen boarding a transport to Dearic, surrounded by a jeering crowd of Talusians all too happy to see him getting his just desserts.

Aak's current location as well as his fate are unknown, but most believe he was either executed or sent to Kessel. Most also agree he earned either fate twice over.

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