Thursday, December 4, 2008

Jeric Varrit brought down by leotard!

Date: 041208
Planet: Tatooine
Region: Farpoint Valley

Story: (Written by the Galactic News Agency, Ramona doesn't write IC).

Jeric Varrit, (in)famous mercenary and all around trouble maker, added a new entry to his biography. He's been known to take to the dance floor, and doesn't do badly on it either. Last night at Jailbirds though he acted stranger than usual. First he pulled off his shoes and socks - presumably to flirt with a man in the audience who had commented on barefooted dancers - then he tried to pull on a leotard.

What followed was strange even for people used to Tatooine: The fearless mercenary entangled himself in the dancer's garment, and ended up rolling around on the floor, unable to free himself. After a while, the audience had recovered enough from the laughter this caused to cut him out of the leotard with Jeric only receiving minor wounds due to his refusal to hold still.



He was last seen recovering from his ordeal in the hot tub of the club.

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