Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Wedding bells are ringing after a year

Date: 300408
Planet: Tatooine
Region: Farpoint Valley

Story: (Written by the Galactic News Agency, Ramona doesn't write IC).

As was recently discovered, Jazmine and Ikus Agapor, one of the sector's most known on/off couple, are finally ready to tie the knot. After an engagement almost a year ago, the premature birth of their son Darron 10 month ago, the disappearance of Ikus for months, it seems they may make their relationship official soon.

Of course, anyone familiar with the couple, their relatives and their past troubles won't hold their breath, but prepare for the worst - and we're not talking about getting left at the altar. No, wedding guests are advised to come well-armed, and keep an eye out for suspicious activity, in case there's another kidnapping or murder attempt.

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