Date: 170408
Planet: Tatooine
Region: Mos Eisley
Story: (Written by the Galactic News Agency, Ramona doesn't write IC).
Mos Eisley remains as violent as it ever was. Last night, a bothan was shot multiple times after "trying to teach a friend how to live in Mos Eisley". Said teaching involved an attempt to demonstrate where to stab an ubese, to which the ubese, unsurprisingly, took offense, which he expressed with a number of well-aimed blaster shots to the back and limbs of the bothan.
As an onlooker who provided first aid to the bothan later remarked, "at least he taught his friend that trying to stab armed and armored people is not how you survive in Mos Eisley".
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